var quotes=new Array()
//change the quotes if desired. Add/ delete additional quotes as desired.

quotes[0]='Two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity, and I am not sure about the former - Einstein'
quotes[1]='Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it. - Mark Twain'
quotes[2]='Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn\'t have to experience it. - Max Frisch'
quotes[3]='You are not a human being in search of a spiritual experience. You are a spiritual being immersed in a human experience - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin '
quotes[4]='Accept everything about yourself - I mean everything, no apologies, no regrets. <i>-Clark Moustakas</i>'
quotes[5]='Some mornings it just doesn\'t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. - Emo Phillips '
quotes[6]='High achievement always takes place in the framework of high expectation. <i>-Jack Kinder</i>'
quotes[7]='Knowledge is an unending adventure at the edge of uncertainty. - Jacob Bronowski'
quotes[8]='In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry was widely regarded as a bad move.- Douglas Adams'
quotes[9]='Loneliness is common when you advance because you separate from those who play The Game'
quotes[10]='Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers'
quotes[11]='The words are concepts. You must go through the experiences. <i>-Carl Frederick</i>'
quotes[12]='Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely - Auguste Rodin '
quotes[13]='The wise man does at once what the fool does finally. <i>-Baltasar Gracian</i>'
quotes[14]='Do the things you know, and you shall learn the truth you need to know. <i>-George Macdonald</i>'
quotes[15]='The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.- Arthur Schopenhauer'
quotes[16]='I hear and I forget, I see and I remember. I do and I understand. <i>-Chinese Proverb</i>'
quotes[17]='Outside of a dog, a book is man\'s best friend. Inside of a dog, it\'s too dark to read. -Groucho Marx'
quotes[18]='It\'s not the situation ... It\'s your response to the situation  -Robert Conklin  '
quotes[19]='If you know who you are, it doesn\'t matter what happens or when - Val '
quotes[20]='It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune - Woody Allen '
quotes[21]='Space is finite. This is very comforting , particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things. - Woody Allen'
quotes[22]='America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde'
quotes[23]='Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde'
quotes[24]='Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.  - Oscar Wilde'
quotes[25]='Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.  -Groucho Marx'
quotes[26]='I feel nothing, apart from a certain difficulty in continuing to exist. - Bernard de Fontenelle, French philosopher, on his deathbed '
quotes[27]='Barbarism is needed every four or five hundred years to bring the world back to life. Otherwise it would die of civilization. - Edmond de Goncourt '
quotes[28]='Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance - HL Mencken'
quotes[29]='Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people - Oscar Wilde' 
quotes[30]='When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross - Sinclair Lewis' 
var whichquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotes.length))
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